Vines of Hetalia: Norway x Reader: Smack Cam~

Smack Cam~!!


You were laying on your bed reading a random book Finland gave you. It was all nice and peaceful until a certain Dane crashed into your room.

" (YYYYYY/NNNNNN)!!!!! I just got the best idea ever!" Denmark practically screamed into your ear.

You took your hands off your ears.
" Does it have to do with not making me deaf?" You asked giving Denmark a very annoyed look.
" Oh, come on~! I wasn't being THAT loud. Aannyywwaayyy, I just figured out the perfect prank to pull on Norway!" Denmark said shutting the door to make sure the Norwegian couldn't hear.

" No! Last time we pulled a prank on him, I was turned into a bunny! You know how much I hate carrots! It was pure torture! Pure torture I tell you!" You shouted grabbing Denmark's collar.

" Woah, woah, calm down. I promise nothing bad will happen to you this time. I'll just distract him while you run outside and find a good place to hide!" Denmark explained.

" Denny, we're in the middle of a blizzard." You explained using his rare nickname.
" Come on~! Please~!" Denmark pleaded giving you the most adorable look ever.
Damn those puppy eyes.
" Ok, fine!" You gave in, mentally cursing yourself.

" Awesome! Ok, so here's the plan. You know how you have that super cool vine account?" Denmark asked.
" Yeah." You replied giving him a questioning look.

" Well, I was thinking we post a fun little video of us pranking Norway, and the prank we'll be doing is Smack Cam." Denmark explained.

Your eyes widened. Norway was going to murder you for this.
" Now?" You asked growing a bit nervous.
" Yep~! You'll shoot the video while I smack him." Denmark said with an evil smirk.

You sighed." Alright, fine." You said grabbing your phone.
Denmark cheered and ran out of the room.

~❄Mini Time-Skip❄~


Once you guys found Norway, which was in the living room downstairs. You quickly hid yourself behind a piece of furniture. He was reading a spell book, so he probably won't notice you.

Behind him was Denmark with a hand full of whipping cream. Your figure was centimeters away from the record button. Denmark held up three fingers.

Three...
Two...
One...

You pushed record.

Denmark brought down his hand and slapped Norway on the right side of his head yelling "SMAKE CAM!!" in the process. Not only was whipping cream all over Norway's face, it was also all over the couch.

Good thing Finland wasn't home, or you guys would have a lot more problems then just hiding from Norway.

Norway flew up from his seat.
" Hva i helvete!" Norway shouted flalling his arms around.

Then your six seconds were over.
" Run!!!!" You screamed running upstairs while Denmark followed closely behind.

" Denmark!!! (Y/n)!!!" You heard Norway shout. He was really close behind.
" Ok, ok, where do we hide, genius?" You asked Denmark in complete panic. No way were you going back to being a bunny!

" Uhhhh, erm, the closet!" Denmark said charging into Sweden's room. You both scrambled into his pretty spacious closet.

" Just gotta post it." You whispered very quickly, listening for an enraged Norwegian.

" And...done! Our efforts were not in vain!" You whisper shouted pulling Denmark into a hug.

Then the closet door slowly opened.
' Please be Sweden, please be Sweden!' You pleaded in your head.

But sadly, it wasn't. There's was only an extremely pissed Norway.
" Want to explain?!" Norway hissed giving you a cold hard glare.

" It was Denmark! He forced me join his prank!" You explained pointing at Denmark, who just stared at you with an expression of betrayal.

Norway grabbed Denmark by his tie and dragged him out of the closet.
" Help me, (Y/n)!!!" Denmark screamed as Norway dragged him down the hall.

After the house had gone quiet. You snuck out of the closet, and tip-toed down the stairs.
" Heading out in the blizzard doesn't sound like such a bad idea right now." You mumbled to yourself heading into the kitchen.

While dragging yourself across the kitchen, you bumped into someone. Looking up, you saw two cold dark eyes.

" Yabai!!!" You shouted jumping back, only to have Norway grab onto your wrist.
" Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should have known better than to prank me, my dear (Y/n)." Norway said pulling you closer to him.

" I'm so sorry, Norway! I promise I won't do it again! Just please don't turn me into bunny!!" You pleaded.

" Oh, I wouldn't do that." Norway said with a bit of kindness in his voice.

Ack, Emotion!!!

You looked up at him with hope in your eyes. Norway pulled you even closer to where your faces were only centimeters apart.
" I have something much more special planed." He said with his lips hovering over yours.

~Extended Ending~

" This is all your fault, you know?" You said with your new deep Danish voice.
" Hey, I didn't know Norway would make us switch bodies!" Denmark shouted glaring at himself.

" Buuttt, on the bright side. The video went super viral~!!" Denmark said with a satisfied expression.

" What the f**k happened to my couch?!" You heard Finland scream from the living room.

" Hey, Denny. Did we ever clean the couch?" You asked.
" Nope." Denmark said with all the blood rushing out of his face.

" F**K!! RUN!!!" You screamed jumping out the window.

Lesson: Don't Trust A Dane With Whipping Cream


~The End~